Francine Smith from American Dad!

Oh No They Didn't. I don't visit too many communities, especially ones for TV shows, because they focus too much on character relationships and who-slept-with-who and stuff like that gets old really fast.

I've been listening to Skye Sweetnam's 'Sound Soldier' for a few days now and I've been going around with 'My Boyfriend Is Music' in my head since this weekend.
MY BABY IS THE BANG THE BOOM THE BEAT!

I admit that it has been forever and a day since I have attempted to add anything to my LiveJournal, it’s just stagnant and uninteresting but I was never much of a blogger to begin with and things like Twitter are totally lost on me. I’m the type of person who is more adapt to writing down her thoughts in a college ruled notebook rather than on the internet for the whole world to see, but since my good friend vampira34 is making the attempt to post on a regular basis, I thought I would try even though I have no audience because the audience I could have has been driven away by my general assery across Oh No They Didn’t! and other forums around the internet.

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Hmm, this is an interesting one.  If I were willing to gender bend and turn gay, it would be with a girl that was freaky, fun and open minded about the whole thing that would basically push me to do it or get me to do it for the sake of our boyfriends' pleasure. I cannot think of any one female celeb because there are so many of them that have had secret sexual identities.

Robert Palmer's death affected me greatly. He was and still is underappreciated in the United States. Over here he is only known for his music videos with the models. He recorded wonderful albums, some of which no one will ever hear unless they seek them out. The good news is that Island Records is re-releasing his entire 1974-1985 collection for their upcoming anniversary in 2009, so maybe the younger set will discover his early work and fall in love with it on the level that I did.

Okay, so maybe I was a little bit over dramatic.
*sigh*  Things are going to continue being terrible, right?
I was really, REALLY hoping that Carl Sack was going to get killed or die in the finale of Boston Legal. I wanted some satisfaction and piece of mind. I hate that he's going to get married to Shirley Bitchface. Why, instead of making the show better, it just kept getting worse? I stopped watching the show at the fourth or fifth episode of the fourth season after I realized that Carl Sack is the WORST CHARACTER in the history of John Larroquette characters. I mean, he's not cool like Dan Fielding and he's not dark, brooding and cool like John Hemingway. Why in the hell does he exist? He had no personality whatsoever and only retards seem to like him. Also, why do people want this show to continue? The fouth season episodes were painful for me to watch emotionally. I felt like I had my heart ripped in two.
At least Roan Montgomery from Chuck vs The Seduction sort of turned things around. I loved Roan and I'd like to see him back on Chuck as a semi-regular next season.

 BB: Who in the fuck thought this was cute? Every retard seems to use "bb" in lue of "Baby".

Skinny: Okay, this isn't middle school, use the word thin or something else more intelligent . There was something I always found so disgusting about that word and I hate when people use it.

SatAM: The fucking acronym for Sonic the Hedgehog doesn't even resemble Sonic the Hedgehog or hold any association with it. The only people that remember it being on Saturday mornings are 20-somethings. SatAM is actually an outdated Usenet acronym for Saturday Morning Cartoons in genral, not just Sonic. Stop fucking using "SatAM Sonic" because it's fucking clunky looking and come up with a new acronym for the show. I'm embarrassed to display my copy of Sonic the Hedgehog on DVD because the fan art design is fucking ugly and I'm sick of looking at that fucking SatAM acronym. "SatAM" needs to die a horrible gruesome death.

Here is a list of the things that I want done away with online:

Action!Name: I'm so fucking sick of this. The last thing I want to see is cutesy shit like "Naked!Stan" or  "Steve!Voice". It's not cute, it's overly annoying and I wish I could reach through the cable line and slap you hard.

Snark: Okay, this was never funny to begin with and the people that think they're "snarky" are lame and have very poor humor, usually recycled from elsewhere on the Godforsaken urine and shit-soaked cesspool that is LiveJournal.

Hater: Fuck. You. You. Processed. Pop. Music. Loving. Shithead. I want to reach through my monitor and punch you personally.